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		<title>Efectele Presedintelui Viole(n)t</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2010/02/18/efectele-presedintelui-violent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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<p>Astazi am luat pranzul la Cuptorul cu Lemne. In discutiile cu prietenii aveam unele momente de ezitare. Uneori am dat raspunsuri pe care nu doream sa le spun ba chiar, la un moment dat, am recunoscut ca am fost si eu la Vantu&#8217;. La plecare am descoperit si cauza: caricatura de deasupra mesei noastre.</p>
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<p>Astazi am luat pranzul la Cuptorul cu Lemne. In discutiile cu prietenii aveam unele momente de ezitare. Uneori am dat raspunsuri pe care nu doream sa le spun ba chiar, la un moment dat, am recunoscut ca am fost si eu la Vantu&#8217;. La plecare am descoperit si cauza: caricatura de deasupra mesei noastre.</p>
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		<title>X-mas SMS alaturi de o fotografie primita de la Bran!</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2009/12/24/x-mas-sms-alaturi-de-o-fotografie-primita-de-la-bran/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 19:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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Alex, multumiri pentru fotografie!</p>
<p>X-mas Sms:</p>
<p>Unii ne-au adus in dar
Inca 5 ani de cosmar
Doar 3 dintre ei cu Boc
Ca sa nu ne plictisim deloc
De-asta Mosu-i deprimat
C-avem un Guvern ratat
Incarcat cu sac de criza
Mosul n-are nicio miza
Si aduce pentru tine: Doar speranta de mai bine.
La multi ani!</p>
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Alex, multumiri pentru fotografie!</p>
<p>X-mas Sms:</p>
<p>Unii ne-au adus in dar<br />
Inca 5 ani de cosmar<br />
Doar 3 dintre ei cu Boc<br />
Ca sa nu ne plictisim deloc<br />
De-asta Mosu-i deprimat<br />
C-avem un Guvern ratat<br />
Incarcat cu sac de criza<br />
Mosul n-are nicio miza<br />
Si aduce pentru tine: Doar speranta de mai bine.<br />
La multi ani!</p>
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		<title>Stoc limitat: Traian Basescu ”Pe Calea Victoriei”</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2009/12/12/stoc-limitat-traian-basescu-%e2%80%9dpe-calea-victoriei%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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<p>Nu rata ocazia! Trimite acum 3 buletine de vot cu stampila pe Traian Basescu insotite de datele personale si declaratie pe proprie raspundere ca ai votat doar de 5 ori Duminica trecuta si vei primi prin posta Editia de Colectie: Traian Basescu pe Calea Victoriei.</p>
<p>Fotografia este autentica si a fost realizata astazi la Carrefour [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>Nu rata ocazia! Trimite acum 3 buletine de vot cu stampila pe Traian Basescu insotite de datele personale si declaratie pe proprie raspundere ca ai votat doar de 5 ori Duminica trecuta si vei primi prin posta Editia de Colectie: Traian Basescu pe Calea Victoriei.</em></p>
<p>Fotografia este autentica si a fost realizata astazi la Carrefour Baneasa.</p>
<p>Ce putin valoreaza victoria lui Basescu&#8230; de 10 ori mai putin decat un vot.</p>
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		<title>Unii dintre voi sunteti cam perversi!</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2009/12/11/unii-dintre-voi-sunteti-cam-perversi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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<p>Eu va inteleg dar&#8230; totusi&#8230; Cu Geoana?&#8230; La ce v-ati gandit???  .</p>
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<p>Eu va inteleg dar&#8230; totusi&#8230; Cu Geoana?&#8230; La ce v-ati gandit??? <img src='http://www.alexrosca.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>TOP 10 Hituri &#8220;electorale&#8221; &#8211; de sezon</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2009/12/11/top-10-hituri-electorale-de-sezon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 09:26:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Hituri electorale. Funny Ha Ha dar nu prea:</p>
<p>1. Parazitii :”Daca-as fi pentr-o zi presedinte” ,fredonata de Mircea Geoana duminica seara.</p>
<p>2. No comment: “La noapte o sa te fur” cantata de Traian Basescu lui Mircea Geoana duminica in ziua alegerilor</p>
<p>3. Racla:”Nu ma uita”, fredonata de Crin Antonescu la adresa lui Mircea Geoana duminica seara, cand Geoana era [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hituri electorale. Funny Ha Ha dar nu prea:</p>
<p>1. <strong>Parazitii :”Daca-as fi pentr-o zi presedinte”</strong> ,fredonata de Mircea Geoana duminica seara.</p>
<p>2. <strong>No comment: “La noapte o sa te fur”</strong> cantata de Traian Basescu lui Mircea Geoana duminica in ziua alegerilor</p>
<p>3. <strong>Racla:”Nu ma uita”</strong>, fredonata de Crin Antonescu la adresa lui Mircea Geoana duminica seara, cand Geoana era presedinte.</p>
<p>4. <strong>Verdikt “Vine politia”</strong>, cantata in soapta de oamenii lui Basescu duminica noaptea in timp ce numarau cu ocaua voturi prin sectii.</p>
<p>5. <strong>BUG Mafia “Poveste fara sfarsit”</strong> cantata de Traian Basescu, dupa ce a fost ales (din nou) presedinte.</p>
<p>6. <strong>Morandi “Love me”</strong> cantata de Crin Antonescu lui Mircea Geoana la fuziunea facuta dupa esecul PNL din primul tur.</p>
<p>7. <strong>Liviu Mititelu “De ce ma minti”</strong> melodie cantata pana la epuizare de catre Mircea Geoana catre Biroul Electoral Central dupa afisarea rezultatelor finale.</p>
<p>8.<strong>Stefan de la Barbulesti :”As da zile de la mine sa mai fiu o zi cu tine”</strong> cantata de Traian Basescu intregii Romanii inainte de inceperea alegerilor.</p>
<p>10. <strong>Gica Petrescu “Casuta noastra”</strong> melodie cantata de Sorin Ovidiu Vantu lui Geoana, care a avut ca rezultat o vizita fulger a PSD-istului in barlogul mogulului in zilele premergatoare turului 2.</p>
<p>10. <strong>Mad alin a Manole:”Unde esti voi fi si eu”</strong> melodie cantata de cativa ani , din suflet, de catre Emil Boc la adresa lui Traian Basescu.</p>
<p>Sursa: virala pe Yahoo Messenger</p>
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		<title>Catavencu.ro a cazut!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 07:40:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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<p>Cred ca mogulul s-a suparat pe ei si le-a taiat curentul, internetul si salariile iar dupa alegeri ii inchide</p>
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<p>Cred ca mogulul s-a suparat pe ei si le-a taiat curentul, internetul si salariile iar dupa alegeri ii inchide</p>
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		<title>Traditionala masa ostaseasca oferita de Generalul Ontanu</title>
		<link>http://www.alexrosca.ro/2009/11/30/traditionala-masa-ostaseasca-oferita-de-generalul-ontanu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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Asadar prin ce se poate remarca proaspatul General dezertor Ontanu?</p>
<p>Printr-o actiune ostaseasca cu costita tuica fiarta si fasole, maine incepand cu orele 11. Daca prind si eu o portie ma mai gandesc cu cine votez!</p>
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<p>Printr-o actiune ostaseasca cu costita tuica fiarta si fasole, maine incepand cu orele 11. Daca prind si eu o portie ma mai gandesc cu cine votez!</p>
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		<title>E weekend. Inca o manea de la portocalii!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pentru ca tot este weekend, imi permit sa va semnalez aparitia unui nou hit electoral. Renumitii interpreti/cantautori Nicolae Guta alaturi de Printesa Ardealului au realizat in coordonarea lui Felix Tataru o capodopera a stilului pe care ei il reprezinta cu succes.</p>
<p>Inainte de a da play va recomand sa fiti atenti la mesajul transmis, dincolo de: <em>Pe Basescu-l vom vota, cu toata familia/ Si-l vom pune Presedinte ca Basescu nu ne mint</em>e. Imi permit sa va atrag atentia asupra urmatoarelor versuri:</p>
<p>El: Hai mandro sa ne-mbracam sa mergem sa stampilam/ Dar ai grija cum votezi tu pui stampila pe Basescu</p>
<p>Ea: Sa vezi barbate sa vezi, pe Basescu-am sa-l votez/ <strong>Eu nu ies din vorba ta</strong>, ca tu stii politica!</p>
<p>In aceste conditii, imi imaginez cum ar suna un subiect pentru Teza Unica sustinuta in anul 2010 de catre elevii clasei a VIII-a:</p>
<p>Analizati si interpetati versurile de mai sus!</p>
<p><strong>Si un posibil raspuns:</strong></p>
<p>Prin versul <em>Hai mandro sa ne-mbracam sa mergem sa stampilam</em>, autorul popular accentueaza sentimentul mostenit din batrani in ceea ce priveste Duminica Sfanta care, nu e orice Duminica, dupa slujba ei vor merge la vot. Personajele analizate merg pentru a-l vota pe El, liderul providential, unicul geniu care poate salva o natiune.</p>
<p>Mai mult decat atat observam, bineinteles, conditia femeii in societate. Supusa barbatului si intotdeauna ascultatoare: <em>Eu nu ies din vorba ta</em> spune personajul feminin. Evident, in caz contrar se subintelege modificarea comportamentului de nesupunere, bineinteles, printr-o corectie fizica!<br />
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		<title>Basescu si Florin Maimuta: Pumnii mei minte nu are!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:08:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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<p>Cum se spune? Dedicatie speciala&#8230; fara numar&#8230; Maestrul Florin Maimuta pentru toti fanii lui Basescu!</p>
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		<title>Legatura dintre Obama si Dorel!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex ROSCA</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Cand am vazut reclama de mai jos, pentru prima oara la Noaptea Devoratorilor de Publicitate mi-am dorit una similara cu Dorel. Iata ca a aparut. Acum ca tot a aparut reclama, parca imi doresc si un alt Presedinte.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cand am vazut reclama de mai jos, pentru prima oara la Noaptea Devoratorilor de Publicitate mi-am dorit una similara cu Dorel. Iata ca a aparut. Acum ca tot a aparut reclama, parca imi doresc si un alt Presedinte.</p>
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